500L Student of Mathematics Goes Missing After Final Exam (PHOTO)

 

       Abel Agunmaro, the 500 level student of mathematics who went missing at the Gurara river on Saturday. This happened when the departments final year students visited Gurara to celebrate their last days in Federal University of Technology minna, just after their final paper. Contrary to popular opinion, Abel is not dead! He has not been Found either. We were very disappointed at the Gurara water fall authorities. 

           They have displayed a gross quantity of nonchalance, refusing to let external divers search the river, owing to a myth that only permits indigenes to swim some depths. Our source in Gurara tells us that the search team’s operation has not been as extensive as it should be, in fact it took them a while to arrive.
         To them, searching is a waste of time and they are obviously praying for Abel’s body to float so they can all go home to their boring lives. Gurara’s rescue response and safety management crew is lackluster, foreign tourists know this so they don’t bother risking their lives on there.There is a high chance that Abel has been washed ashore on either side of the river few kilometers southeast toward a tributary. The search for abel is still on.