BREAKING NEWS- Keep Your Virginity Intact and Be Rewarded With 50,000- NYSC DG

 

        Ladies, if you are still a virgin and you are going for NYSC then you have a reason to smile as you are sure of about N600,000 at the rate of N50,000 monthly.  According to reports, NYSC DG, Brig Gen Nnamdi Okorie-Affia has announced that, instead of N19,800 all Virgin Corps Members will be receiving N50,000 as monthly allowance. 

        This is an incentive for “Girls to keep themselves for their husbands” and also as a way of congratulating girls who “managed to keep their hymens intact in such a trying times as we have today”. So far, only 28 

        ladies have been confirmed as virgins throughout Nigeria and have received their N50,000 as allowance for the first month... Also, Pharmacies have reported a 234% increase in demand for Alum, womanliness tighteners and Hymen Reforming creams and drugs, in order to tighten their "thing". Some male Corpers have protested, saying Male Virgin Corps Members also deserve N50k, but the NYSC says there’s no way to confirm that that they've not slept with a woman. Hahaha