Rapture Has Started, Christians Rejoicing, 1000 People Missing

                          In a little town of Glenrock early Thursday, it has been reported that almost 1000 residents went missing overnight. It is so alarming because the police are searching everywhere but they have not found them. Some Christians believed that they have been taken into heaven by heaven in ‘the rapture’

“They just disappeared,” said a resident. “My husband was gone. Just gone. I’m sad I’ve been left behind, but happy for him. But who knows, maybe I will be raptured later today.”

“There was a brilliant light that came shining into my bedroom window around 3:00 am that woke me up,” said another resident who was also left behind. “I didn’t know what it was. I got up, checked my kids’ bedrooms and they were gone.”

“This is so exciting,” a local farmer said. “This world has become too vile and nasty, and now it’s going to end.”

While puzzled police continued their search, residents have begun gathering in the small downtown to pray together and sing hymns to the Lord