See The Effective Lies Women Tell When They Seriously Want Have S ex

#1.You Are too drunk

You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.”

(As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No.

I’ve never done this. I swear.)

#2. AM AFRAID

“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”

#3. I LOVE YOU

“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s exual encounter.”

#4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU

“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s ex.”

#5. LETS CUD DLE

“Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.