Late ''Michael Jackson'' Ghost Molested 4 Kids, Mother Claims

                        A woman, Janice Brown, who was arrested and charged for abusing her kids se*ually has blamed the crime on the ghost of Michael Jackson, it was her roommate who reported the abuse to the police.

“She my friend since we was two and I didn’t want to be no rat,” the roommate said. “But what I watched her do over three years made me sick to my tummy, especially when she started letting men pay to watch, and I could no longer keep my lips zipped even though I’d pinky swore not to tell.”

But Brown said “I love that Thriller album,” Brown said. “But when I’d play Thriller the kids would start crying like somebody was beating them and I wondered what that was about. Now I know Michael Jackon’s ghost was molesting them. People say Michael touched kids when he was alive, so why wouldn’t he do it when he dead? I hope police hire the Ghost Busters to catch Michael Jackson and lock his ghost away forever. I know they got devices for locking up ghosts so they can’t escape.”

“I know Michael Jackson be dead, but once the Ghost Busters catch Michael Jackson, I think somebody still have all the money he made off this music. Maybe Janet Jackson or La Toya got it. I’m gonna sue them and take all they got for what Michael done. I still love Michael’s music, but Michael Jackson need to pay for molesting my babies.”